A circular letter sent by a Shopkeeper Dealing in Equipment for Babies 

Dear Baby, 

There are lots of things you want, although you have only been here a few days. We have all these things and, if only your mother or Nurse will call, we will gladly show them to her. 

We are rather proud of our Perambulator Department and don't forget that we have wool in every kind of shade for knitting all your winter wear. We have hundreds of feeding bottles, thermometers, and millions of safety pins. 

Get your people to bring you along and see the things for themselves.